The wrongest thing about a kid not eating for two days isn’t what you think.
Parody of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven,” from the World of Warcraft
The all-encompassing guide to the identification and taxonomy of kooks, originally assembled in 2005 by a Cabal of Freemasons, Illuminati, and Opus Dei during a 2005 meeting of the Illuminati, Bilderbergers, Jewish bankers, and lizard people in Bohemian Grove, and since refined by several Greys and Thetans operating under the guidance of Xenu while wearing magic underpants and engaging in ritual cannibalistic deicide. There Is No Cabal. MEOW.